transscribepage:

People who HAVEN’T read Discworld: Which of these things DIDN’T happen?

Death gets a job as a line cook

A middle-aged protagonist saves the world with a half a brick in a sock

The god of evolution started making Australia but never finished it

A man goes into a barbarian rage by screaming his son a bedtime story at 6PM

A fancy psychiatrist goblin plays basketball

Half the dwarf population have a trans revolution throughout several books

Wizards invent a computer, and Death makes the computer want a teddy bear

Two witches go to the opera after one gets rich writing a lewd cookbook

A charlatan gets hanged and then has to work as postmaster general

They talk about gay wizard sex at one point

Saw this trend going around and knew Discworld would be a fun one for it. Really wish I could make more and longer poll options.

Other options I considered (all real);

  • Platoon of lesbians and transmen commit war crimes for an entire book (Go read Monstrous Regiment)
  • Man arrests two entire nations because “war is just crime on a larger scale”; he makes every single soldier play sports instead.
  • Death is a bad dad (even more so grandad)
  • Go read Discworld right now you won’t regret it.

rainrho:

tasty-tiktoks:

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krystal-prisms:

luisonte:

lansia viva

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amys-perihelion:

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I LOVE MURDERBOT (just finished exit strategy no spoilers)

incorrectdarmok:

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welcome to incorrectdarmok

citrusmillie:

batzzzzz:

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Rool

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

calvinandhobbescomic:

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systlin:

systlin:

Incidentally, blossom end rot on tomatoes is usually caused by a calcium deficiency. You wanna know what a great source of calcium is?

Bone meal. Throw some of that stuff in the planting hole.

Ground up eggshells work too but bone meal is less work tbh. I just chuck the eggshells in the compost rather than trying to grind them up to make them easier for the tomatoes to munch on.

Oh but protip; if you’re using blood or bone meal, that stuff APPARENTLY smells delicious to, say, cats or dogs. If you set the bag on the table while you go to find your shoes, it is entirely possible that the cats will knock the bag over onto the floor and your dog will rip it open because she thinks there’s a tasty bone to chew on hidden in there.

Then you have to sweep a huge mess up and dump it in a ziploc freezer bag to take out to use on the garden. Ask me how I know this.

todaysbird:

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bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

I’m never going to have coding problems again

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you Aregoingto. listen to my problems.

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greatestlittlegiant:

aigenderated:

hey do any of you have that tweet thats like a screenshot of a text from some girls dad w a photo of a shirt that i don’t remember what the shirt says but i remember the dads text was like “which one of you lovely feminists left this shirt at my house”

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lindahall:

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Asked by sad-boy-hank

mom said its your turn to look at the sun bear

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hasufin:

samiholloway:

hasufin:

bunjywunjy:

implalazz:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

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WE HAVE TO LOOK IT’S OUR TURN

May I offer you regular moon bears & one golden moon bear though?

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hm. I’ll allow it.

So happy to see a clear pic of a golden moon bear. They used to just be a rumor.

He’s just a regular mom bear with a negative color filter.

I know you’re being silly, but let me be serious for a moment.

So, a lot of the species in certain parts of Asia aren’t particularly well-documented in the ways we’re accustomed to in the “Western world”. Which gets into a lot of ambiguity. There had been rumors of “golden bears” for a long time.

And to those who know about bears, this is incredibly exciting! The problem is, the people who would mention “golden bears” didn’t distinguish them clearly.

Understand, there’s sorta three tiers:

Species - distinct, separate species. This used to be treated as meaning “cannot interbreed and produce fertile offspring” but that has proven a little fuzzier than we used to think.

Subspecies - can interbreed, but generally doesn’t.

Morph - distinct set of features which show up within a population but do not constitute a separate population.

(If you’re the nitpicky kind of person, you will please note how i said “sorta” before you do your “Well actually” bullshit. The last couple of decades have wrecked our approach to taxonomy.)

Anyway, so there had been rumors of golden moon bears, but no proof. The most optimistic but least likely option was that these would prove to be an entire new species of bear. Which is, remarkably, plausible for the regions in question where our knowledge of species populations is vague enough that there could be a whole other large carnivore out there. And finding a ninth species of bear would be a hell of a thing. But that’s not likely.

Finding a subspecies would be pretty damned cool, and explain why they’re only rumor most of the time.

But the most likely option was color morph. Just like some people are blondes or readheads, sometimes moon bears are golden.

It wasn’t until the 90s that someone actually mounted a trip to various parts of Asia, following rumors of golden moon bears - which was challenging as these rumors often originated with illegal hunting - until they managed to find a number of actual golden moon bears, and gather enough DNA samples to determine where they fit taxonomically. Disappointingly, it turns out they’re just a color morph - but now we know.

cheruib:

i would be so powerful if i wasn’t distracted by every little thing btw

awfulsquad:

its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)